TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 2 ONLINE FREE FULL MOVIE SERIES
Yeah, as usual, what uniqueness there is to this subject matter ultimately goes overpowered by the heavy deal of tropes that ultimately pave a predictable path that this film can't even tread along all that evenly, because just when you though that this series finally got a grip on its tonal layers, it breaks relatively serious moments with blatant fluffiness, if not self-awareness that really shines a light on the shortcomings in this uneven and messy story.
Look, by now, you should know about the characters and story behind this film, and besides, it's not like this particular installment even features a new narrative to flesh its characters out in the context of, being a direct continuation of a story that was conceived as one single part, yet that does not fully excuse this film for offering hardly any form of recap or redevelopment, as the considerable, if borderline expected undercooking of this drama distances you a bit from the distinctiveness of this installment, and leaves the final product too feel too much like a second part to a forcibly halved story, as surely as it feels too much like other melodramas of this type. Okay, maybe my jokes are more worth forgetting than this series, or at least that's the case with this film, because, again, it isn't too shabby of a conclusion to an often somewhat shabby saga, and yet, as you would expect, this wouldn't be the faithful conclusion to the "Twilight" saga if it wasn't without plenty of problems. No, actually, this installment is pretty decent, partially because it does, in fact, get kind of cool and action-packed at times, so much so that they actually gave the Bella Swan character something to do, and as a vampire no less, or, if you will, as "Bella Lugosi".Four years, five films that should have just been four, and wave after wave of obnoxious young girls who want to babble on and on about this series, and I finally, finally get to make that pun, so if you don't like it, well, I would concur, because that joke was not as satisfying as I was hoping it would be, though it's not like we're going to remember the cheesiness in this film, let alone the cheesy references to the film, or at least I hope we're not. Seriously, I could have reluctantly referenced Howie Day's "Collide", seeing as how it's also a cornball alternative pop rock tune that you would expect to hear somewhere in this film, and actually opens with "The dawn is breaking.", but it's a testament to just how cheesy this series actually is that my forced reference to "Break on Through" still wouldn't be as cheesy as a fitting reference to a more contemporary song that fits the tone of this film.
of this narrative!" Wow, that was a stretch to try and make a song reference out of the title "Breaking Dawn", but, man, I just had to work in The Doors or somebody somehow, because if this series' finally coming to an end is good for no other reason, if means that I don't have to hear these blasted contemporaneous, teeny alternative tunes, at least until we get the next "Twilight" rip-off.
"We chased our pleasures here, dug our treasures there, but can you still recall the time we cried? Break on through to the other side, break on through to the other side.
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